Maybe The Funniest Headline Of The Year

By Randy Jensen | Jun 27, 2006

A report by Fox News was released about a week ago. The heading?

“Man Robbed by Teen Girls, Thought He was Meeting MySpace Friend”

Give me a minute to stop laughing.

Ok…hahaaa…sorry. What an idiot.

The victim was a Jacksonville man who said he was chatting with someone named “Natalia” on the popular social networking site MySpace. He stated her profile showed sexy photos of her with the quote “just lookin’ for something fun.” They talked for about two weeks and she said she wanted to meet. The man went to the woman’s apartment and knocked on the door, but there was no answer. He then called her, still no answer.

He was then approached by two girls. You’re going to love this, one was 14 and the other 15. The man was quoted as saying “This was not the girl that the picture was of on MySpace.” After this he knew something was wrong (haha) and was ready to take off. One of the girls proceeded to pull a gun and told him to give them everything he had in his pockets…which was nothing because he “forgot” his wallet.

First of all, how do you go to a woman’s apartment who you just met and has showed you sexy pictures with the caption “just lookin’ for something fun” without your wallet, AKA, your condom storage device. Did you think she wanted you to come over to play nintendo? Secondly, Dude, they were 14 and 15!

This idiot then had the nerve to go to the police. Personally, I would have gone back home and cried for being such a pansy. Well, the teens are now charged with robbery and having a concealed weapon.

Whew, it’s good to know that’s two more female, teenage thugs off the streets.