Why Bing Will Ultimately Fail

By Randy Jensen | Jun 4, 2009

I clicked on a link off of the MSN homepage today and this is what I saw…

Bing Sucks

Why would Microsoft start combining not only Live search with Bing search, but also the MSN branding with Bing instead of MS branding?? They have some serious issues here.


Skydiving Was Amazing!

By Randy Jensen | May 30, 2009

I’ve been wanting to go skydiving for a while now. I finally got the chance to go today. It was absolutey incredible. Pics and video below.

Me Skydiving
Shortly after we jumped out of the plane. You spend about 60 seconds in freefall and 3-5 minutes of canopy ride.

Me Skydiving
My instructor is apparently bored… (can’t blame him considering he could do 10+ jumps a day though :)

Me Skydiving
Just pulled the chute. You go from 120 mph to 20 mph in under 2 seconds…Hence the constipated look on my face.

IMG_Me Skydiving
Last shot of the camera guy before he completely disappeared.

Me Skydiving
Coming in for a perfect landing.


Install Woopra 1.3 RC2 On Ubuntu 9.04

By Randy Jensen | May 3, 2009

Woopra LogoIf you’re not familiar with Woopra, it’s an amazing real-time analytics system. I’ve been using them ever since I got lucky enough to get a beta invite at WordCamp last year. They’ just released the last Release Candidate for it before it goes Gold. Here’s how to install it on Ubuntu.

  1. Download the .sh file from the Woopra site (at the bottom) or here’s a direct link.
  2. Right click the file and choose ‘Properties’ and the click the ‘Permissions’ tab
    Woopra Install on Ubuntu
  3. Check the box at the bottom that says "Allow Executing File As Program"
    Woopra Install On Ubuntu
  4. Double click the file. When the dialogue box pops up, choose “Run in Terminal”
    Woopra Install On Ubuntu
  5. A terminal window should open. If you see something about a “write protected file”, just hit “y”, then Enter
    Woopra Install On Ubuntu
  6. You should now see the Woopra installer begin. I left everything as the default.
    Woopra Install On Ubuntu

Get Ubuntu 9.04 Jaunty Jackalope Now

By Randy Jensen | Apr 21, 2009

Ubuntu LogoSo Ubuntu has released 9.04 as an RC and you’re waiting for launch day to get it. Bad idea. If you’re planning on upgrading to the latest and greatest Ubuntu 9.04. I recommend doing it now. When it’s officially launched, there’s no telling when you’ll be able to get your hands on it because of the server load. Here’s how.

Hit “Alt + F2″ and type “update-manager -d”

Want more? Sorry. That’s all I got.

Unable to Lock Download Directory When Updating Ubtunu

By Randy Jensen | Apr 17, 2009

Ubuntu LogoSometimes when you’re trying to either use the Update manager or sudo apt-get update in Ubuntu, it will throw an error saying it was ‘Unable to lock download directory’. More than likely another instance of apt-get is running in the background. Luckily this issue is easily fixed by typing this into a terminal:

sudo pkill apt

This will look for apt to see if any instances are running and kill them. Now you should be able to update as you would normally.

Using Pandora’s Windows Vista Gadget

By Randy Jensen | Apr 15, 2009

Pandora GadgetI recently bought a new computer that is running Windows Vista. My Ubuntu computer is still my main machine, but when I need to do some serious design work, CS2 running in Wine just can’t compete with CS4 running natively on a quad-core machine with 8 Gigs of RAM.

I also love listening to Pandora. It gets turned on the second my computer boots, and turned off only when I’m away from my machine or going to leave for the day. I’ve used Pandora’s AIR app since the first day it came out (and before then I used another desktop app who’s name escapes me currently) and I absolutely love it. Even more so now that AIR has hit Linux with an official release that I can use on Ubuntu and has been rock solid so far.

While listening today, I saw that Pandora had an official gadget for Windows Vista so I thought I’d give it a shot.

Make Ubuntu Instantly More Useful

By Randy Jensen | Apr 13, 2009

Ubuntu LogoBecause of it’s open source nature, some really useful but proprietary software is not included in a default Ubuntu install. Some of them include Java, Flash, Microsoft Fonts, DVD playback, etc. Luckily there’s a quick fix to install most of the things you’ll need to get up and running quickly.

Here’s how

  1. Go to ‘Applications’ –> ‘Add/Remove’
    Ubuntu Restricted Extras
  2. Next you’ll see a drop down that says ‘Canonical-maintained applications’. Change this to ‘All available applications’
    Ubuntu Restricted Extras
  3. Now type ‘Ubuntu restricted extras’ in the search box and check the result that says ‘Ubuntu restricted extras’
    Ubuntu Restricted Extras
  4. Now just click ‘Apply’ in the lower right and let it download everything. When it’s installing, you’ll have to check the box that says you agree to the Java EULA, but other than that, everything will take care of itself.

Speak & Spell In Ubuntu?

By Randy Jensen | Apr 3, 2009

Ubuntu LogoTurns out Ubuntu has a seriously weird built in text-to-speech function available right in the terminal. It unfortunately sounds strikingly similar to Speak & Spell…just in case you weren’t around during the glory days of Speak & Spell (*ahem*), you seriously have to check this out first.

Now that you know why there is a generation of people who ‘can’t speak good’, I’m going to show you how to make Ubuntu talk.

  1. Open a terminal and type
    espeak "Luke, I am your father"
  2. Just make sure you type ‘espeak’ and then follow that with a string of text in quotes (don’t forget to wrap it in quotes)

More Options

Espeak can do some other really cool things including saving to a WAV file and speaking in different voices. Here’s how.

Save as a WAV file

  1. Enter:
    espeak -w luke.wav "Luke, I am your father"

Monitor Your Laptops Power Consumption With Ubuntu

By Randy Jensen | Apr 1, 2009

Ubuntu LogoFound a really cool and very useful command today to monitor your Ubuntu laptop’s power consumption. Simply type the following command into your terminal.

gnome-power-statistics

If your hardware supports it, you should be presented with a screen that looks similar to the following
Ubuntu Power History

It’s interesting to play around with this to see how different things affect your laptops power. I turned the brightness down on my laptop from 100% to about 50% and the drop was dramatic. There are also different graphs you can view like charge history of your current session.

Recover a Lost WordPress Password

By Randy Jensen | Mar 30, 2009

WordPress LogoRecently I had a client contact me and tell me they lost their WordPress password and couldn’t get into their account. I guess they had the wrong email in there and couldn’t use the ‘Lost Password’ feature either. Luckily, there’s a ‘not too difficult’ method for resetting your password (or more than likely your favorite client’s password).

I’m going to be using cPanel and PHPMyAdmin for this, but you should be able to do it with whatever system your host is using to allow you to manage your DB’s.

  1. Login to cPanel and look for phpMyAdmin
    WordPress Password Recovery
  2. Look for your database to the blog you forgot the password to on the left hand side
    WordPress Password Recovery
  3. Look for the ‘wp_users’ table and click the ‘Browse’ button
    WordPress Password Recovery
  4. Find your username/user ID and click the edit button next to it
    WordPress Password Recovery
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